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Joke of the Day
"The only people who truly know your story, are the ones that helped you write it."
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"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"
"Walking out the door, my daughter tells me she can't wait to see Ariel with the crabs. Now I'm questioning which section I bought that DVD."
"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."
"A man was found pouring dozens of bags of frozen peas into the grave of his dead wife. He wanted her to rest in peas."
"Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning? That's how he mustard the troops."
"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""
"What gets higher with age? Willie Nelson"
"Married sex is a lot like Prison sex... The sex you're wanting, you're not getting. And the sex you're getting, you're not wanting."
"How do blondes' brain cells die? Alone"