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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had"

"I asked a cute statistician if I could get her phone number. She said probably not."

"I'm happiest when people tell me ""Don't be a hero"" because there's absolutely no way I'm going to disappoint them."

"Gangster shift keys pop a couple caps in dAt aSs."

"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"

"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"

"My old dog What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing. He wont come when you call."

"Why did the terrorist go to Sonic? To have a Blast!"

"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"

"Why was kleenex dancing? It had a little boogie in it."