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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise."
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"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."
"All those years studying karate saved my life one night, when a man with a gun jumped out of nowhere and demanded I count to 10 in Japanese."
"What confuses a gay person? Seven"
"I'm gonna put a Whoopee Cushion on the front of my car so that if I hit anything it'd atleast be a little funny."
"WHY IS USHER ALWAYS SAYING HIS NAME IN HIS SONGS, IS HE A POKEMON?"
"what phone service has the fastest internet? Sprint"
"Frodo collected the keys to Macy's, JCPenney, McDonald's, etc. and put them on a single key ring It was one ring to rule the mall."
"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."
"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."