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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop a Lion from charging? have a successful dentistry practise."

"Two hookers are on a street corner.. One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been swung around by my tits."""

"Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing... There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's just you holding your rod until you catch one."

"A woman on the subway this morning said ""did you know the government is closed? Is it a holiday or something?"" So really, we deserve this."

"It's because you have a penis for a face... Oh, I thought you asked me why no one likes you."

"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"

"Saw a guy scratch his balls and then he made eye contact with me as he smelled his fingers. Probably took 8 years off my life."

"I dont like circles They're *pointless*"

"When a knight in armour was killed in battle what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !"

"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"