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Joke of the Day
"Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads? 'Scurvy"
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"Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor."
"How to you make a Hormone? You kick her in the groin."
"People always tell me I'm funny and I always have to remind them I'm Dad."
"I'll take two glasses of lemonade please... ...said the man. But hold the ""ades"". Waitress: So you just want two lemons? Man: No, I just don't want AIDS."
"Duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm. ""Certainly sir, will that be cash or credit?"" ""Just put it on my bill."""
"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."
"I murdered a load of Jehovah's at church today. Don't worry, I left no witnesses."
"How was the Grand Canyon created? A Jew lost a penny (incoming angry comments)"
"What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine? ""Sir"" from a distance."