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Joke of the Day
"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."
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"Ever wonder if you killed that one really important brain cell?"
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"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."
"I want my girlfriend to be a 10. Woops, bad typo, I didn't mean to put that ""a"" in the title"
"Me: Damn girl your new selfie is awesome but isn't it a bit late to zombiefy yourself? Her: What's zombiefy? Me: ...Your hair looks great!"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a number 2 pencil."
"What happens when two smurfs are in love? They smuck"
"Time flies like an arrow but fruit flies like a banana."