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Joke of the Day

"What's the best kind of grass? Emo grass; the grass that cuts itself."

"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"

"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."

"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"

"The cool thing about driving 15 mph in a school zone is that it makes it so much easier to text."

"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"

"Why was the salt upset. Because his best friend went to join the peperami."

"I got charged for a satellite dish the other day... I was furious. He told me it'd be on the house."

"There's a reason why we can't hit bitches. That would be animal abuse"

"Republicans and elections The republicans wanted to have Jesus run for president. The plan had to be aborted though: he had a hole in his hand."