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Joke of the Day
"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."
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"When I wss a kid I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts For eating a Brownie."
"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he 'kneaded' a shit."
"What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !"
"Sure, I could agree with you.... Buy why should we BOTH be wrong?"
"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"
"Take my advice I'm not using it."
"What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command? Present Alms!"
"Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!"
"Donald Trump and the /r/jokes mods walk into a bar [Removed]"