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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !"
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"My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale... I gave her some bread crumbs and left her in the forest."
"Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, ""I'm addicted to crack"". The other said, ""It's your fault"""
"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."
"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
"Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he 's married."
"How come there are no Jared Fogle jokes on reddit? No I mean it im just asking,"
"I've had a bungee jumping incident But I'm sure I'll bounce back"
"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"
"If you build a person a fire, they'll be warm for a day. Set them on fire & they'll never worry about being warm again."