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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."

"I bet the frankincense guy was all like, ""Let's put the three items in one gift basket and the basket can be from all of us."""

"Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp? I don't know man. I just fly the drones."

"What do you call a starfish with a missing arm Patrick Stump"

"2016: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to get elected."" 2017: ""Yeah right, Trump isn't going to put that policy into place."" 2018: ""Might as well tune into the Hunger Games tonight..."""

"What did the pineapple say to the coconut? Pina Colada!"

"My husband and I are thinking about leaving everything to our dog. What he will do with $20.00 I don't know. But I hope he enjoys it."

"""Always a bridesmaid, never a bride, was briefly a groom once but that's a long story."" Don't read your girlfriend's diary. Ever."

"Why do Jews stay home during the summer? They don't like going to camps."

"I like to finish everyone's drinks at parties and then call them out for being drunks."