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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."

"I got an e-mail saying At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the others a little lighter."

"My friend dropped his phone in the toilet It was a shitty phone anyway True story"

"A guy walks into a psychiatrists office... ...wearing nothing but saran wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts""."

"Your baby's got pink eye, bronchitis AND a double ear infection? Are you even trying to keep him alive?"

"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""

"Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was debrie everywhere!"

"God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open."

"9am: *starts diet* 2pm: *injects KFC gravy intravenously*"