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Joke of the Day

"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires."

"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""

"I wear Lacoste shirts with the little crocodile on them because when shit goes down I want crocodiles to know that I'm on their side."

"Old joke I can dodge a Ford, but can't afford a Dodge..."

"Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet."

"I wish a girl would give me a chance so that I can finally disappoint someone besides my parents."

"Is he sleazy? Yes. Is he disgusting? Absolutely. Did he act in a vulgar manner towards women? Certainly. But he's not running for President, his wife is."

"The worst would you rather... This election."

"Nobody likes you ""100 Calorie Packs."" Nobody."

"TIL that in some states, graffiti vandals are fined $100-200 per letter. So if you make a whole bunch of letters, you could end up with a hefty sentence."