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Joke of the Day
"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli."
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"Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed? BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!"
"What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey? The look on their face while being nailed."
"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."
"Witch: Doctor doctor I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry you'll just have to go to bed for a spell."
"Q: Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt? A: Because he always showed up in cuneiform."
"SON: How are monster trucks made? ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: [glares] ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane"
"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"
"Two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks"
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-her-face!"