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Joke of the Day
"Him: What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god? Me: oh, um, science."
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"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."
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"My psychic friend is really excited about this new year. You could say he's really looking forward to it."
"Why doesn't Marty McFly drink wine? Too many Tannens."
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"What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino? Helephino."
"wanna hear a science joke? Psychology"
"Dad, who's Daniel Day-Lewis? *Dad peers out the blinds* He could be anyone, son. *Mom starts weeping* He could be anyone."