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Joke of the Day
"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."
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"I told my dog to bark. He said, ""howwwl loud."""
"Two fish swim into a wall One looks at the other and says *""Dam!""* #oldbutgold"
"If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !"
"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Please stop looking so hot, I'm trying to stop liking you."
"Who is Hitlers least favourate character in star wars? Jewbacca"
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"
"Why do monks wear the same clothes every day? Because old habits die hard."