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Joke of the Day

"What did the lobster do at the disco? Pulled a muscle."

"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."

"What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"Why do fencers have the most karma on this sub? They are skilled at riposting good content"

"My ex girlfriend kept stuffed animals all over her bed. It really killed the mood... ...because she was a taxidermist."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies"

"At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses? Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it? A: I'm lazy to list them all..."

"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"

"You have a dime in one hand and a nickel in the other. What are you? Broke."

"Dear Kanye West, Take the diaper off your daughter and put it around your face. A lot of crap has been coming from it lately"