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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Kimbo Slice beat Mike Tyson? Because he's dead."
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"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"
"What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room? A full set of teeth"
"What's another word for cinnamon? Synonym."
"Guy at the gym tried selling me fake steroids... Bro, do you even grift?"
"What do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing, she's already been told twice."
"I finally found out how Asians have an upper hand in video games! Squint your eyes. You see much better, right? Well Asians eyes are always squinted!"
"I hate when people judge me because I have tattoos I will only date people with tattoos"
"Lawyers really aren't so bad, it's just ninety-nine percent of lawyers that make the rest look bad."
"you may think the reason there is a pickaxe in the ice sculpture of a swan is 'i was trying to break the ice' but it is actually 'i hate it'"