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Joke of the Day
"What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA."
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"Phone rang for the 1st time in 4 months. My reaction was similar to finding a dead mouse on my porch. I circled it & poked it with a stick."
"Holy Kleenex, Batman! He was right under our nose, and we blew it!"
"My mother in law bought a talking parrot, but returned it a week later. ""This parrot hasn't spoke a single word."" She complained. ""I haven't had a fucking chance to!"" Replied the parrot."
"After triplet sisters plummeted off a Hawaii cliff, one died and two survived. The other was charged with murder. But now she's all ... tied up in the other two's finances!"
"It's that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year."
"""Sobbing"" autocorrected to ""throbbing"" and now my attempt at showing my sensitive side has taken a very different direction."
"If life gives you melons You might be dyslexic"
"What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook? ""I just booked a cook for cooking the books."""
"People keep accusing me of collecting periodicals... They never specify which magazine my issues are from, they just tell me that I have them."