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Joke of the Day
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot"
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"What do you get when you divide 69 by 2? A lonely man's handjob."
"Toddler in our bed last night; it was like sleeping with an octopus on meth."
"Ebola Plague The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the ""black death""."
"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"
"What do you call a cheating wife with a runny nose? FULL!!"
"Why did the bull get a sex change? To see how the UDDER side lives! ---------- (Thought of it while washing the dishes, hope you all get a kick out of it.)"
"A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I said, ""That's the last thing I need."""
"All the guys in working out photos look like they're straining or in pain, but there's lots of pictures of me with cake and I look happy."
"children are cool because they're the perfect height for me to fart directly into their mouths without having to really exert myself"