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"When chemists die, ...do they barium?"
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"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."
"How does a Mexican build a house? Juan nail at a time."
"I've invented a new form of martial arts which involves fighting over a penny. It's called Jew-Jitsu"
"Parents w/ 1st kid: *Peels grape & slices it into 84 tiny pieces. Parents w/ 4th kid: *Gives kid knife & fork to cut their own steak."
"Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band? Because they don't even know if they believe."
"If it wasn't for the gutter my mind would be homeless."
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame that they'll never meet..."
"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
"I just saw two blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers.....I think they were lip reading?"