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Joke of the Day

"[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended."

"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."

"I like my women the way I like my cake... Moist."

"Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who shows up with a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee."

"Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands? Because they're all dead"

"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"

"A plane full of redditors crashed... Is an impossible statement because a plane full of redditors wouldn't even be able to take off in the first place."

"Your momma's so fat. When she was born, the universe expanded."

"The Pillsbury dough boy He is a great roll model."

"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."