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Joke of the Day

"My favourite lawyer joke What do you call 10'000 lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!"

"I bet homophobic guys get reincarnated into condoms."

"Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"imagined Beyonce taking a dump and it ruined my morning"

"Autocorrect can be a real birch. Dammit!"

"This Petraeus scandal is getting real confusing. I hope I didn't sleep with him."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."

"What's the difference between Reese and Tyrese? Reese was born Witherspoon but Tyrese stole his."

"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."

"I play Nickelback real loud all day so crickets can listen to something annoying when they try to sleep"