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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. -not an original, just wanted to share."

"In my trunk is a tire iron, a box of human hair, and a bottle of Grey Goose. I'm always prepared for an impromptu crime scene tampering."

"Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!"

"Some people just need a high-five. in the face... with a chair... twice."

"Benedict Cumberbatch announced that he's really well known now To which I say ""No shit, Sherlock."""

"Letsh Have Shex! Horny Sean Connery"

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says ""I'll serve you, but dont start anything!"""

"Sometimes I miss my ex. So I drop it into reverse and try again."

"If I have an erection for more than 4 hours, she is going to need to see a doctor."

"So, a byslexic guy walks into a dar..."