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Joke of the Day
"It costs over $235,000 for parents to raise a child today. And that's just for the alcohol."
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"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt... The bartender asks: ""What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?"" the pirate replies: ""Arr, it's been driving me nuts"""
"I bet if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said ""I'm brushing my hair"". It would get about 50 likes."
"Every dessert is guilt-free if you're a sociopath"
"So a woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."
"What do you call a promiscuous hippy? Whore-ganic"
"VW just released a new diesel car... It's called the Cheetah. ... credits to a colleague at work"
"What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common? Either way, someone is losing a trailer."
"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."
"Two Blondes Two blondes meet up for coffee and one asks the other what she has been upto; ""I had sex with two Brazilian guys last night"" ""Wow - I've never even met that many guys"" replied the other"