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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderalla do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
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"What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage."
"What plant attacks people? An Ambush ;)"
"Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it."
"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."
"One of my favourites Women's rights."
"I know someone who's addicted to brake fluid. They say they can stop any time."
"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts"
"I was only young when I learned to count. It was odd at first, even then."
"People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard: Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?"