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Joke of the Day
"Capri Sun taught me how to stab with accuracy."
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"[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't."
"*puts on shirt* *shirt rips because of my muscles* *gets yelled at for ruining 5yo's shirt*"
"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."
"College hot dogs What do uou call a hot dog in college? A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha"
"If a man says something in the woods and there is not a woman to hear it, is he still wrong? I was going to post this is in /r/philosophy but I think we all agree on the same answer."
"Today, my girlfriend said she's dumping me for some geometric drawings Figures."
"What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? ""Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."""
"Oedipus Complex Like father, like son!"
"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."