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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
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"I got depressed last night so I called a self help hotline... I couldn't get through, the line was always busy."
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"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"
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"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."
"What did the Apple Phone designer do when he got home? Jack off"
"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"
"Girl are you a gorilla enclosure Because I want to throw a kid in you."