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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend turned to me and said ""Dave, I think we've come to the end of the road."" ""Why?"" I said, shocked. ""We're in a lake."""

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"Ok, Surgeon General, alcohol is bad for pregnant women. The warning label might be more effective stating alcohol causes pregnant women."
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"I wish I had remembered this was a rectal thermometer before I'd put it in my mouth for 3 minutes."
"My wife asked me what I wanted to eat that's fast and easy? Mmm...Your vagina?"
"Anybody wanna play Pearl Harbour? I lay down and you blow me to heavens!"
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"*on time travel bus* oh you're going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour '98 t shirt*"