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"Just bought a raffle ticket, top prize a Mediterranean cruise. Last week's was a rollover"
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"Why don't you see any slow black people? They're all in jail."
"How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich? Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed."
"Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair."
"Why did the music teacher get arrested So Doe Mi"
"A programmer's wife sends him to the store for a loaf of bread. On his way out she adds, ""and if they have eggs, get a dozen"". He returns home with 12 loaves of bread."
"What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy? When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, ""Merci!""."
"What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly? I n c o r r e c t l y"
"T NOW!"" What do we want? ""MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!"" When do we want them? ""RIGH"
"I'm not saying I hate you... but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."