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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend's father asked me what I do... Apparently, ""your daughter"" was not the answer he wanted to hear."

"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over."

"I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after."

"I find certain races unattractive... Marathons are one thing, but triathlons seem like too much trouble."

"I have a friend that's addicted to brake fluid. But he says he can stop anytime."

"What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley"

"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""

"Black and White Black is a Color, White is a Color. They why Black and White TV is not a Color TV???"

"Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley."