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Joke of the Day

"99 bugs in my code, 99 bugs in my code... Take one down, fix em' around, 404 bugs in my code."

"Someone at the men's outfitter just called me 'MISS' on the phone... ... ehh at least I don't sound married!"

"I'm no cactus expert. But, I know a prick when I see one."

"Marry with that girl If a Girl says's :- I Don't like Shopping "" !! . . . . . . . Then Marry Her !!...:D"

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"

"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."

"I just ate 40 cheese sticks in a row! BAM! Looks like I don't need a ""family"" to get ""value"" out of your stupid bag!"

"RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain."

"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."

"TIL the creator of the Hokey Pokey died last week. Planning his funeral went fine until it was time to put him in the casket. They put his left foot in and that's when the trouble started."