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Joke of the Day
"Is there a hole in your shoe? No?! Then how'd you get your foot in it?!"
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"I made a new company, selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"Have you guys heard about the drastic effects of erosion on the Great Pyramids? Yeah, they're kinda pointless now."
"What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney? Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke"
"Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet"
"Messi carrying Argentina. Neymar carrying Brazil. British Airways carrying England"
"What did the fruit say to the vegetable? Lettuce be grape friends."
"""Let's save this so we can throw it away in few days"" Tupperware"
"It was called a jumpoline...... Until your mom got on it."