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Joke of the Day
"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."
Next Joke
"After nearly three months of trying... ...my wife just told me that she's pregnant!! She has the worst stutter ever!"
"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"
"A duck wearing a shoe walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey Duck, I think you lost a shoe"" says the duck: ""No, I found one"""
"I don't understand all of this Chris Brown hype. After all his music isn't even that good, his only decent hit was Rihanna."
"is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?"
"I've heard they are re-casting Two and a Half Men with 5 midgets."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"Please, person who just said ""libary"", tell me more about what an avid reader you are."
"I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson."