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Joke of the Day

"When the inventor of USB stick dies.. They'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it the other way, then lower it again."

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."

"Wanna hear a pun about a sausage? It's the Wurst."

"Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use leaves. Just kidding, but my son learned a big lesson about leaving his clothes in the bathroom."

"What do you call a black persons toe? Ghetto"

"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""

"Why do Seagulls Fly over the Sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be Bagels"

"I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. I think this cold is trying to seduce me."

"Just told my kids they had to share. Now they are dressed in long blacks wigs singing if I could turn back time."