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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."
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"""Mah son's real smart!"" crowed the redneck mother to an acquaintance. ""He's only six but he can already spell his name backwards and forwards!"" ""What's his name?"" asked the friend. ""Bob."""
"What does a pirate drink for breakfast? Arrrrange juice."
"It's like taking candy from a baby - A GOOD IDEA IF YOU DON'T WANT THE BABY TO LOSE ITS FEET TO DIABETES BEFORE IT TURNS ONE."
"Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment."
"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."
"What do an optimist and a paraplegic have in common? They're not carried by *defeat*"
"I bet you vegetarians don't even feel guilty eating baby carrots. Barbarians."
"I would tell a joke about chris brown and rihanna But i always forget the punch line"
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."