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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."
Next Joke
"The cancelled marathon runners should seriously run through the boroughs with supplies. I said it earlier as a joke, now I say it for real."
"shoutout to Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations about love, talking animals and my singing voice"
"Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in November? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."
"Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box? She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling ""Lie to me, lie to me!"""
"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"
"My boss let me have a day off work because my wife was having a baby The next day he asked me if it was a boy or a girl, I said i'd tell him in about 9 months"
"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"
"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"