132131
Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump won the presidency and everyone laughed ... it was Hillary-less."
Next Joke
"It doesn't matter if I go to church or the gym as long as I can act superior later, right?"
"Mall security asked me to empty my pockets. My response was ""you won't find a better job or respect in my pockets"""
"What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle? Attire"
"I use bitcoin. That's my joke."
"Now that pinterest, instagram and netflix are down, I think I'm just going to spend the weekend learning the names of my children."
"Fun Prank: 1.) Buy 35 coats 2.) Goto the movie theatre 3.) Put a coat on every chair in the row 4.) Relax"
"Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says ""I've lost my electron."" The other says ""Are you sure?"" The first replies ""Yes, I'm positive."""
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve..."
"How is Donald Trump going to get rid of the Mexicans if elected? Pesticide"