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Joke of the Day

"Eve: Wrong hole! Adam: Sorry, it's my first time. How do U know it's the wrong hole? No one has done this before, it's just us two you know"

"[Jesus entering surf contest] Judge: What type of board will you be riding? Jesus: [looks at feet] They're using boards?"

"Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was ""a-salted."""

"Hey super sassy black women. I see you. But most importantly, I hear you. And everyone else does too."

"When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response? I like to be prepared."

"Poor handicapped guy on the train forgot to put the breaks on his wheel chair. It was like watching the Pinball Wizard."

"Politics have really just become an emotional beauty pageant But you know... Women's Rights"

"I want to live the kind of life that when St. Peter looks over my list of sins he gives me a high-five before he sends me to hell."

"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."

"What did Davey Crocket say at the Alamo? ""Where'd all the roofers come from?"""