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Joke of the Day
"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."
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"Them: What would you do if you knew that you couldn't fail? Me: Probably eat spaghetti while wearing a clean gray sweatshirt."
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"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""