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Joke of the Day

"Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69. Top analysts this is because they get 8 more."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Catskills ! Catskills who ? Catskills mice !"

"What was Hitler's favourite animal? Adolphin."

"Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner? A: Behind the plate."

"I went to the doctor today and he told me to stop masturbating so much. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"I'm opening a pet grooming business. I'm calling it ""Bitch, I will cut you"""

"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"""This isn't my first rodeo"" -Guy at his second rodeo"

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