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Joke of the Day

"'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is getting a sequel How to lose friends and alienate people."

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"I am 72% Jesus Jesus walked on water. Watermelons are 72% water. I can walk on watermelons. Therefore, I'm 72% Jesus."
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 3-year-old: A monster truck. I don't think insurance is going to cover that surgery."
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies."
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"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."
"A baby seal walked into a club ..."
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