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Joke of the Day
"Why did the baker have brown hands? He kneaded a pooh"
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"Every time I drive past a hitchhiker I feel kinda bad thinking maybe they're just liking my status."
"What do you call a mix between an umingmak and a wealthy Canadian-American inventor? An Elon Muskox! please don't kill me"
"My friend asked why his computer kept crashing. I told him, 'because they can't drive' . (Girlfriend told me this joke)"
"Why did the Red sea not find a good husband? because she was too shallow."
"Did you know that too much Viagra can also make you confused? Yeah - it happened to this stand-up comic - he told the room ... Thank you very much, I 'll be hard all week ..."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. Real question is, how'd they get in there.?"
"Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary"
"The Nietzsche Family Circus random generator"
"There's only one problem where tears are the solution... and that's forgetting to pack your contact lens cleaner."