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Joke of the Day
"My friend got a summer job in a mirror factory He said its a job he can see himself doing."
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"What do you call a midget fortune teller who kills his customers? A small medium at large."
"Baby, words can't describe how attractive you are, But numbers can, 03/10."
"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"
"What's better than two roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."
"My deity ignored my prayers today. The sacrifice was a disaster. First, I didn't have the correct incantation, and then the goat knocked over the candles. I guess two wrongs don't make a rite."
"I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP"
"me: [gets on one knee] GF: [gasps] me: [reaches into pocket] GF: OMG me: [pulls phone out] don't move there's a Pokemon on your foot"
"""""No one ever"" - everyone always"" - a few people already damn"