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Joke of the Day
"My phone just changed CrossFit to Croissant, this phone really knows me better than any human."
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"Half Indian I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian."
"How do you piss off a redditor? This GOD-DAMN joke has been reposted SO many times, and its not even clever in the first place!!! Im super serial guys, knock it off."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, ""You're girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you."""
"Did you know Canada was originally going to be called ""CND""? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh."
"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."
"""Nope, there is no i in team."" -Pat Sajak, accidentally giving away the puzzle"
"Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you."
"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."
"I probably shouldn't have spent $500 on that pair of leather sunglasses... But hidesight is 20/20, I suppose"