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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane? Because he ate his carrion."

"Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? Because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)"

"It's really hard being a good mother in this day and age. Especially when you're a college aged male with no kids."

"She was like ""wrong hole"", so I said ""adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma"", long story short I'm still single."

"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop."

"Is Google a woman? I can't even finish a sentence without it coming up with other suggestions."

"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"

"I like my women like I like my pie.... Made by my grandmother."

"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"

"From my 8 year old: What's brown and rhymes with poop? Snoop Dogg"