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Joke of the Day
"What's special about twin fruit molesters? They always cum in pears."
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"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."
"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"
"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"
"I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors."
"Yeah, I carry a gun. You got to. You never know when some lunatic is going to come up and say ... ""you're fired."" (c) Dave Attell"
"Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died? He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel."
"YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?! Shifting before you are driving fast enough to do so."
"The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records. It's the vinyl countdown."
"What do you call a black man on the moon?... A problem. 2 black men on the moon? A bigger problem. All the black men on the moon? Problem solved!"