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Joke of the Day

"What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity? Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!"

"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"

"Republicans say it's raining; Democrats say it's sunny. Rather than go outside and see for themselves, the media reports the controversy."

"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."

"not enough holes in walls any more, not like the glory days."

"Did you know if you put your ear up to a strangers leg, you can actually hear them say; ""What the fcuk are you doing?"""

"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."

"I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle."

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"What happens when 1 extrovert goes out to eat with 3 introverts? Literally fucking nothing. My God."