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Joke of the Day

"Having to explain a joke is like dissecting a frog Sure, everyone will understand it a bit better; but the frogs never quiet the same."

"I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs"

"America's immigration problems are over. Who'd want to live here?"

"The toughest part of a job interview is finding the exact right moment to go in for the kiss."

"What do you call a privileged post office? Cis White Mail"

"When they shoot scenes w stagecoaches in Westerns, I bet the horses think ""Hey wtf? We're not supposed to have to do this shit anymore"""

"What happens when a tree masturbates? It nuts"

"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"

"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."

"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"