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Joke of the Day
"Which herbal tea goes best with heroin?"
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"What do you call two jalapenos getting it on? Fucking hot!"
"[WARNING: RACIST JOKE] What do you call a jew with a gasmask? A spoilsport."
"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"
"Can I get an amen? AMEN! Can I get a b-men? BMEN! Can I get a c-men? CME--*the whole church laughs*"
"America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."
"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."
"I'm pretty sure I have all of those countless hours spent playing Tetris to thank for my mad dishwasher loading skills."
"What do you call a mob of armed lesbians? Militia Etheridge"