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Joke of the Day
"(SPOILERS) Guess what show I did NOT want to watch after the latest Walking Dead? Bob's Burgers"
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"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."
"What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery? Force of habit."
"URGENT! IF MY BOSS ASKS YOU IF IT'S REALLY ""NATIONAL THROW YOUR COFFEE AT YOUR BOSS DAY"" PLEASE SAY YES."
"David Cameron's legacy David Cameron will go down in history as the man who fucked up his campaign, fucked up his job, and fucked up a dead pig."
"I had sex with a campfire. It was hot."
"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."
"I'm impressed by girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? Like what if you find a penny?"
"How do you give a redneck a circumcision? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."