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Joke of the Day

"(SPOILERS) Guess what show I did NOT want to watch after the latest Walking Dead? Bob's Burgers"

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"Dark humor is like food Not everybody gets it"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bing ! Bing who ? Bing down the house !"
"I like to remind my kids who's boss by putting a cherry tomato on top of their ice cream sundaes every once in a while."
"If a car in front of me is driving slow, I move to the side a little so the cars behind me can see I'm not causing the traffic"
"I got pulled over by a female police officer.When i rolled down my window to ask what was wrong,she said...""NOTHING!"""
"how many apples does it take to make a pie? 3.14159265358979323846....."
"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."
"Why do women shit?"