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Joke of the Day

"David Cameron's legacy David Cameron will go down in history as the man who fucked up his campaign, fucked up his job, and fucked up a dead pig."

"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."

"What does a Gorilla learn first in school? The Apey-cees!"

"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""

"Stop making child molestation jokes It's a really touchy subject"

"Sober in an Uber: Please don't talk to me. I don't know you. Drunk in an Uber: I want to get married one day, but I put up emotional walls"

"What's the difference between a drunk Morse code operator and a lesbian? One's a lit clicker and the other is a clit licker."

"What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, ""Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"" ""Not-a-Yeti"""

"I stay up at night worrying about what happens to the unquestioned Jeopardy answers."

"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"