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Joke of the Day
"What do the NFL and Jail have in common? You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver."
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"I just finished reading All Quiet on the Western Front... It was quite Remarque-able."
"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"
"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."
"What do you call a Serbian national hero? a war criminal"
"""I'm just gonna pull on weird animal parts until something comes out that I can drink"" -guy who discovered milk"
"what do you get when you call a subreddit ""jokes"" and have more than 21 000 readers? an average of 22 jokes a day. this is a fucking joke"
"Open heart surgery? No, just rip it out."
"Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? How I bought your mother"
"Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there"