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Joke of the Day

"Why do 19th century dancers repeat the last word in their sentences? Because they cancan."

"How much cash could the cash cab cache if the cash cab could cache cab?"

"World population will soon pass 7 billion, over twice the people of just 50 years ago, and I can still only find about 3 that I can stand."

"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No-one: feminists don't change anything."

"Brother: Do you want to come over to see the new baby? Me: Does it have wifi?"

"After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t."

"Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party? Because he had to pick up the [pace!](http://imgur.com/21sH8sj)"

"So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked, ""How good are you at PowerPoint?"" I said, ""I Excel at it."" He replied, ""Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"" I was like, ""Word."""

"Whats's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."